Bachha aur Manua

This one also comes frm memory of Shobhit. Guys plz contri to the gr8 cause:
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AT 10.50 the league of xtraordinary gentleman enters...
sadka:(at the top of his voice)hii baba meri jaan..kaise ho..abe aaj itna jaldi kaise agaye be...
bond:(lookng at bhabhi)abe bhabhi aaj to maal lag rahi hai..
rahul:abe chunni maa****** tumko bola tha na mujhe leke ana thodi der ho jati to kya hota be...
(finally some silence)
bachcha starts again:isko aammamm aage se karoge to shayad sahi ayega..
jhatu:sir peechhe se kare to kya problem hai?
bachcha:neeraj tum batao..
neeraj:sir tabiyat nahi thik hai...
manu:sir aage se zyada to peechhe se maza ayega..
junta:haan sir peechhe se lijiye..$^@#^..sir aaage se lijiye zyada sahi hai..blah blah blah....
bachcha:dekho..aammm..tum log kya samjhte ho hum nahi jante..aage peechhe kya hota hai..hum sab samjhte hai..aur tum log agar class nahi attend karna chahte to fir kyu ate ho..manu tum batao..
manua:sir moral responsibility hai sir..
bachcha:nahi koi..aamm..moral responsiblty nahi hai..aaamam..
bachcha:to ye jo equation hai isme moral resposi...