Guys lest we forget the smell of plaster coming out of the walls of our center of education, some nostalgic recount. Its part of the communications between me and Shobhit.
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Scene 1:
Chunnu ki presentation:AKT: Factually khisss (with loads of pan coming out of his mouth into the eyes of Fatte), Anshumanji aapka kya grade tha algo mein?
Chunnu: Sir S.
AKT: Phir bhi aapko NP hard aur NP complete ki sahi definition nahi pataa?
Junta: (with a roar) Sir sahi hai, its is correct.
AKA: Tripathiji sahi to bol raha hai.
Takla: Nahi Sir, NP complete to ...(gives line by line with commas the exact definition as written in Horowitz Sahni).
Junta: (amazed and apalled)....
Chunnu: Lekin Sir jo mai keh rahaa hoon woh sahi hai.
AKA: tripathiji yeh sahi hai jo aap bol rahe hai n woh to yum yum yum (laughing with his neck turned towards the students)...
Junta: Sahi hai sahi hai hahaha....
Saare Jahaan se achhaa (tune on mobile)
AKT: hello (in a shouting tone),
...and moves out of class.
CSEITBHU2005 ROCKS AGAIN
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Scene 2:
Bihari ke samose:Bachhe ki class starts at 10:15 AM, junta enters at 10:47 am after having loads of chai-samosa at the Bihari's...
Loads of raucus..
Bachha: manu aaaan dekho ye aage peechhe aaaan kya hota hai humko maloom hai. Agar aisa hi hai to classs kyun aate ho, attendence tumko aaaan mil jaayegi. (babbling and sweating glassfuls.)
Manua:Sir kuch to moral responsibility bantee hai.
Junta: (as ever) hahahaha, aaen aaeen hahahaahaa.
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Scene 3:
BACHHE KI PEHLI CLASSBachha: (in his very first Operating Systems class, chapter being file interfaces): Bipin, tum jaanboojh kar karte ho ya chidhaane ke liye karte ho??
Bipin: sir mai bachpan se hi aisa hoon
Junta: Sir yeh dot porn kaun si file hoti hai?? sir dot dat kaise kholte hain.
(Almost end of class reached, it started at 1:30 its aroud 2:30)
Aviral: Sir may I come in?( returning to class from home, kashi vishwanath express was late enough to miss the forst half)
Junta: Arre pooch kya rahe ho aa jaao.
Other Junta: Arre sir yeh kya aap inko allow kar diye....
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Scene 4:
AKA in no mood to teach.AKA: shobhit bete yeh dawaai dekho to meri aankh ke liye theek hai.
waise mere brother bhi doctor hain (yum yum). He is a professor at Arizona (dont remember the exact one) state univ. hehehehe
to aa chhod dein??
Junta: Yes sir chhod dijiye HLL aayi hai uska written hai.
Fubu: Nahi sir padhaa dijiye.
Junta: no sir no sir
Bipin: Sir attendence??
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Scene 5:
AKT ki quizAKT:roll no...29..shobhit jee..,aapse kya pooochhe..aaj chhodiye..kal puchhenge..
S:nahi sir..aaj hi puchhiye...(after a while)
AKT:thik hai...to bataiye..15puzzle problm me..(the whole crap goes)..??
S:Sir..its like...(the crap answered)...
AKT:aap aur achcha kar sakte hai...kal fir dijiye..
S:nahi sir plz...aaj hi le lijiye..plz sir le lijiye...
AKT:nahi...aise nahi lete...aap kal achche se dijiyega..
S;arre sir aisa na kijiye..aaj hi mai achche se dunga..
AKT:no way..
S:(while sitting)iski *&*$^&#@%#^@%&^%&...(without realising that AKT is watchng)
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Scene 6:
AKA with his story of MS.AKA:aaj thoda discussion karte hai...tumlogon ko kuch question karna hai to karo..
junta:(in chorus)sar apki shadi kaise tooti...&^$#$&^$..bawaaaall....&#^%&$^.....sir tell us abt atmanons....^&$#^#^&#...what project did u do with silbershatz...*$&$**(&%#$
AKA:(standing n smiling)..ok...to aaj apne baare me batata hu....
(what followed was equally disastrous n funny).
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Scene 7:
in the endAKA:tripathi jee was just a &^$#&#%
Shukla ji was only a $*%&%&*
Misra ji is frustrated coz he ^*#%%^#$
in 1979 i workd with silbershatz(writes year on board)..i did most of the work...yum yum yum....
AKA:in 1982 i was at SUNY buffaloe were ppl like einstein etc used to walk in front of us...(writing the date again on board...board is almst full of shit)..
AKA:then i met prof A.Paz father of probablistic automatum...yumyumyum...that was 1982...where did i write it(searchng on teh board)
junta:sir there....no sir...on the right side...sir below where u wrote silbercshtz...
chutoni:(taking charge,stands up)..sir i'l tell u...(goes n locates it)..
AKA:thank u beta ashwini...yumyumyum...achcha to ab yehi band karte hai...neeraj beta zara humse milna....aur BTP wale bhi ruk jaaye...hum lunch ke baad chale jayenge...rikshe ka paisa bahut lag jata hai...hehehehehehehehehe
junta:hehehehehehehehehe
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Scene 8:
Aviral ka Viva in digital design:VS:->aviral jee viva denge kya...de dijiye warna hamari naukri chali jayegi...
Aviral: OK sir le lijiye.
Shobhit: Sir humaara viva bhi le lijiye.
VS: toh aviralji kya bataayenge aap?
Avi: Sir kuch bhi pooch lijiye.
VS: ab aapse kya poooche, jo chahe bataa dijiye.
Avi: Nahi sir kuch to poochiye.
VS: achha to yeh multiplexer demultiplexer ke functions hi bataa dijiye.
Avi: cooks up something impromptu and tells on the same.
VS: theek hai. thank u.
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Scene 9:
KKS with his fear of imprisonment in neural nets class:-->ssshssss....this time axe will fall and some heads will roll....so someone has to do the dirty work.
(with his perfect sport shoe dandia steps).
